FurDjango

faq



1. What's a FurDjango?

A furry little creature about 2 feet tall and has four legs... my little chocolate brown dog's name is Django. FurDjango is "for Django" (for - fur, get it?). Django is also the name of a French gypsy guitar genius but he has no fur and probably wouldn't sleep on my lap.


2. How much are your cds?

We don't have one but thanks for thinking we do. We will be trying to schedule in some studio time before Christmas 2008, after which we will gladly take your money.


3. What's the most frequently asked question?

Already did this joke on the main FurDjango web page. Doesn't work as well here when the questions are all laid out.


4. Is Jon available?

Sorry, you'll have to ask him yourself. Our marketing department got us to have this as a FAQ to try and attract the girly teeny-bopper demographic to the site.


5. Do you play "Don't Know Why"?

No.


6. Do you play "Come Away With Me"?

No.


5. Do you play ANYTHING by that jazz musician Norah Jones?

No. Wait... you mean that country sounding chick who is marketed as a jazz musician who won all those grammies years ago as a result of which some of us in the jazz community did a Chicken Little (OMG, the sky is falling!)?

No.

Alright, alright, we play her stuff but only because we get paid to and we're whores... but professional ones (OK, I know, I have just become a music critic and should burn in hell, sorry Norah. Just get your cds out of all jazz sections in music stores worldwide and into pop or something and we'll call it quits.)


6. Ever thought of joining a burlesque troupe?

Yes. Wait... no.