A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything".
Y2KY: Allows you to put four digits where only two would go previously.
Seen on a bumper sticker: "Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes".
Q: What's the definition of a behavioural social psychologist?
A: One who doesn't believe in taking an anthropomorphic view of human behaviour.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
Baroque: What you are when you are out of Monet.
Q: A fat cat and a skinny cat slip off a roof. Which will slide fastest?
A: The one with the widest mew.
C++ programmers' friends access their private parts.
Q: Why do machine-language programmers get confused around the holidays?
A: Because Dec 25 == Oct 31
Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Rainbow Trout.
Moebius strip for sale - apply other side.
The stewardess asked René Descarte if he'd like a beer.
"I think not", he replied - and vanished.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Q: Why did Werner Heisenberg give up driving?
A: Every time he looked at the speedometer, he got lost.
Klein bottle for sale - apply within.