Sharptongue's Theatre (formerly Andrewland).

Don't lose your sense of humour.
You never know when you might need it ;)

Like to start with a laugh ? Or read some hilarious HK movie subtitles ?

If you've had a bad day in front on your PC, read this ....
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, (...more)


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- Television - Movies - Radio - Music - Local places - Overseas destinations - Humour - Authors & Books

As well as - my own short stories and poetry and travel stories - some of my fascinations - Puzzling questions - Contact & penpal ad sites - more personal stuff - sex -


Ten words to strike terror into any heart :
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you".


Movies
If you love HK movies, click here.
Read my movie reviews of films from

Television
Australian - British - US - Japanese - German - Cartoons - Stuff I hate
I'm a dedicated ABC/SBS fan and, with rare exception, only watch commercial TV for movies.

Radio My radio is locked into one of the world's great stations, Radio National.

Music
As well as the very best of US, UK and Aus, I love (among others) pop music from Thailand and Hong Kong (Cantopop) and a modest range of classical.

Local Places
Adelaide - Perth - Sydney - Melbourne - Canberra -

Great eating places here in Adelaide include (more ...)

Overseas destinations
Thailand - Malaysia - Hong Kong - Singapore
Traveller's tales.

Humour
Who makes me laugh - Classic Humour - Putdowns - Clean Jokes - Moderately Dirty Jokes - Answers to "Why did the chicken cross the road?" - Anti-football jokes - Anti-cricket jokes - Gallows Humour (jokes about death) -

Authors & Books
Novels - Short Stories - Plays - Biography - NonFiction - China - Thailand

Cards & other Games
I love playing cards, particularly 500s
And there's nothing better than a hard and fast game of monopoly or scrabble

Short stories and Poetry and Travel Stories

Fascinations
Foreign languages - ESL Tutoring (English as a Second Language) - Penfriend stuff & puzzling questions - Friendship Book FAQ

Puzzling Questions

More personal stuff Food/Drinks - People I Admire

Sex
C'mon admit it. You jumped straight to this heading, yes ?


Content last updated May 99, lightly pruned Jan 2008 --- Questions ? Comments ? Email me .

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