• "Still not think bad-looking"
• "Today is my sperm's birthday"

from Hero Of Tomorrow - "Even though I looked quite good, I can't help you in many thing".

from Profiles Of Pleasure - "Be multiple".

from Police Story 2 "Beat him out of recognizable shape!"

from New Legend of Shaolin "My daughter is so nice, she knows I love eating chicken ass."

from Supercop "Bump him dead."

from Legend of the Liquid Sword

• "Your dad is an iron worker, your mom sells beans!"
• "Pierce his face loci!"

from Kickboxer's Tears "No, it's bad if she's seriously twisted."

from Prison on Fire "Don't tell any that I have high anxiety or I'll beat up up!"

from Operation Condor "Sock him unconscious."

from Brain Theft "A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries."

from Bloody Mary Killer "Same old rules, no eyes, no groin."

from Full Contact

• "Check if there's a hole in my underpant?"
• "No! I saw a vomiting crab."

from Eastern Condors

• "That may disarray my intestines."
• "You won't die in one piece."

from Holy Weapon "Don't do anything perverted, we are in a hurry."

from Saviour of the Soul "Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected."

from 60 Million Dollar Man "I scare nothing! Even you become napkins!"

from Passionate Killing in the Dream "Catherine is a nasbian!"

from Pom Pom and Hot Hot "I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!"

from On the Run "Quiet or I'll blow your throat up!"

from Ultimate Vampire "Suck the coffin mushroom now!"

from Diabolical Erroneous Monk "Fat head! Look at you! You're full of cholesterol."

(Somebody please tell the movies these were in!)

• "My nose always bleeds when I see a sexy chick in hot pants."
• "You killed Dad indirectly!"
• "You kill with no sincerity!"

"Bitch, don't step on my intestine." - from Journey to the West: Pandora's Box Part 2

"Don't come back forever" - from Comrades, Almost A Love Story

"$10,000 to anyone who can kiss him" - from First Shot

"They had so many argues" - from Days of Tomorrow

"Don't worried. She's still out of her mind now." - from Beauty's Evil Roses

"I lost another underwear in bathroom" - from Comic Dreams Of '97

"I know you've awared us already" - from Big Score

"It takes turn to tango" - from Once A Thief

"Be careful of your nostral hair" - from Forbidden City Cop

"They were jealousing me" - from Women On The Run

"I please your uterus, you kiss my toes. It's fair" - from Daughter Of Darkness

"Keep cool to avoid enlarge" - from Sex For Sale (1993)

Bastard! An inch longer, an inch stronger - from Fong Sai Yuk

I will give you a good lesson no sooner - from Sex Racecourse

You two must be te steaming dollops he Tree Men that grew after my fertilization - from The Eight Hilarious Gods

It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab - from The Eagle-Shooting Heroes

from Iron Monkey

• You're so dull. Get out !
• Don't be in the austere style.
• Stop conversation with him.
• You are over confidence.

from Slave Of The Sword

• "Doesn't it worth ?"
• "Between us, we need no acting"
• "You are always hunger for that"
• "How long haven't I touched you ?"
• "I scare hunger"

• "She was afraid of pregnant"
• "I have snoring habbit"
• "You are still small totato"

• What are You doing? Housewife?
• Watch TV! Cook the desert!
• Police? Stay at home if You afraid.
• Look and make my eyes pain.
• Dress the bra and walk street !

(Actor Simon Yam scolding fellow policewoman)

• "How ae you ?"
• "No spitting or legs"
• "Don't foo"

• "Are you painful ?"
• "Don't touch me, give away"

• "I always keep my words"
• "A bit suffocated on the chest"

• "Let me touch your nibbles"
• "Please don't go wild"
• "I'll check your dill"
• "Mind your own dusiness"
• "This is uncle's dirthday"
• "I am sexual deformation"

• You have super-power mouth
• Good, you are admirable as you're inconvincible.

• "These are mad of excellent quality."
• "Working very had."
• "It's a bad habbit"
• "How must does this cost?"

• "Hey, don't be too much"
• "Don't ace rashly"

• "You shot my dicky. You are that cruel"
• "A fan called for disturbance"
• "I think I have bothered your much time"
• "You are celebraty"

from Tiger on Beat

• My brother is not easy to deal with, he is tear and I have mucus.
• I suspect her bra also contains cock

from The Big Deal (which sets a new standard in hilarious butchery of English !)

• "Get the First Aid Kid"
• "What are you looking ?"
• "Let's recite the jargon for the fight"
• "So big reaction ?"
• "Very stink"
• "chop you to dead"
• ..

If you know a classic line or two, send it in. Please note that I want quotes from SUBTITLES ONLY, and the name of the film. Also, if possible, who said it.

More silly HK subtitles on DJerome's site and Cissi's

Read fascinating short pieces about the meaning of wu'xia (flying people) or how Japanese names are rendered into Cantonese

If you want to know more about these or any other Hong Kong movies, the definitive site to visit is - HKMDB (HK Movie Database). My reviews appear under "STSH" and can be found by going to hkmdb, clicking on Movie Reviews, then S. There are over 500 reviews, so happy reading.

The book "Sex&Zen : HK cinema" contains a section on the subject of hilarious HK movie subtitles. Stefan Hammond & Mike Wilkins > Titan Books, London UK, 1997 > ISBN 1 85286 775 2

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