“ I is Judge “Pigmeat” Markham and you is Guilty…... whatever you is accused of.”

“ This man was caught defacing a photograph of Bev’s Washboard Band in B#” “How do you plead?” “Innocent!...it’s impossible to deface a photo of the Washboard Band!”

Guilty!

VOL IX #4 Patron: John Buchanan MM TVO August 2004

The Great Totem Yarrawonga says;“THE COURT IS IN SESSION, HERE COME THE JUDGE! HERE COME THE JUDGE!”
“Is this Judge Tough?”
“You’ve heard of the Hanging Judge?” “Yes.”
“Well. Meet the King of Swing!”

Graeme Bell celebrates his 90th birthday this year (Sept 7, 1914) and John Buchanan presents a birthday concert in Melbourne September 3rd (8pm) and Sept 4th (2pm)The Assembly Hall, 156 Collins St, ($40) and September 17th (Friday 8 pm) and September 19 (Sunday 2 pm) at the Independent Theatre, North Sydney, ($37) with the Graeme Bell Reunion Band whose members are Bob Henderson, Paul Furniss, Jack Wiard, David Blenkhorn, Deiter Vogt and Lawrie Thompson.

Bookings can be made on 1300 657 217.