Crime on Earth

Who is E.T. Hack?

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Chapter One
Synopsis

E.T. Hack is the Milky Way's leading exponent of gutter journalism as high art. Hack is willing to go anywhere, assume any alias, rake any muck, trawl through any trash, swap any sex, and shake hands with any devil to get to the truth, provided that the truth is sufficiently scandalous, and if it isn't, Hack will beat it up until it screams fit to print, as in the following best-selling titles (not yet published on Earth - harass your local newsagent and make it happen!):

I RODE WITH THE SUN-STEALERS

PANIC FOR SALE

WHO CIRCUMCISED THE COMETS?

WHITE DWARVES IN NUDE ROMP - PIX!

WHO GIVES A GLUON?

GALAXY IN BONDAGE

FREAKS IN NUDE BINGO RAMPAGE!

INSIDE THE PLEASURE MINES OF PLANET FILTH

EXPOSED: BLACK HOLE COVER-UP!