Crime on Earth

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MWIMV

The Milky Way Interactive Museum of Intimate Vermin: coming soon to your solar system!

GRASP

the Galactic Restructuring And Streamlining Project ('the Milky Way to go'): they privatised the unconscious on Planet Crank.

PGSSCSC

The inaugural Pan-Galactic Spaceship-Seat-Cover Sales Convention was the turning point in Post-Apocalyptic economic recovery.

LLI

Legal Loopholes Interplanetary: have they blown Hack's cover - and can they really copyright the Void?

MWIC

The Milky Way Institute of Criminology: they sent Hack to Earth.... and then left him stranded there without his Plasmatic Pogo Stick.

SKA

Serial Killers Anonymous - read the minutes of its first and only meeting!

KMWBC

The Keep the Milky Way Beautiful Campaign - they thought Earth was just an eyesore.

CISWBT

The Comprehensive Inter-Species Wrestling Ban Treaty - would Hack's breach go undetected?

GSC

The Golden Shadow Corporation: There was something about an ozone-friendly neutron-repellent spray that didn't quite ooze karma. :

TAT

Toxic Atmosphere Tourism, in which beings travel to other planets just to get high breathing the air.