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The better the personal ad, the more replies!

The Internet is an interesting place with many fascinating folks. Some of you know how to write a great personal ad. Others need help.

We recently received an e-mail from a gentleman in Dallas Texas who shared this telling story. He said that he wrote a personal ad but he was disappointed that he had only received a few replies. He shared his dilemma with some female friends at the office who immediately took up his cause. This group of three females rewrote the gentleman's ad to make it more descriptive, alluring and better suited to his audience (women of his own age). After the new personal ad was posted, the number of replies tripled!

With this story in mind, we have set out to compile some of the best ads. Go ahead and plagiarize, rewrite and edit.

All of these personal ads are currently active in our database. Enjoy!

 
Example of Good Headline:

Who Am I? Why am I here? lol. READ ME!


Tired of reading ads yet? Click me anyway

Example of Interesting Content:

"I have cabinfever..."

Poor boy, seek's, Poor girl, for unimaginable wealth! LOL

Example of Sexy Ad:

Spot my handicap!

Example of Humorous ad: 

Woman on Foot Seeking Man on Wheels

Example of Sappy (but interesting) ad:

sweet, sexy n sassy ebony queen

Pretty and Sweet seeks Devotion


Who Am I? Why am I here? lol. READ ME!

 

Hi everyone! I am a 25 year old swm here. I am not sure if I am looking for the love of my life here or not and I am admittedly a little skeptical of these types of sites myself. I just know that regardless of what anyone is looking for, you have to be friends first and get to know one another so there is no unrealistic expectations placed on the relationship. I'm not at all into head games and I have learned that upfront honesty is the key to anything, but especially in establishing friendships and love that will endure the test of time.

First, let me say that I'm legally blind. That's pretty much it as far as disabilities go for me. I am searching for disabled or non-disabled females to correspond with first by e-mail, phone, or whatever form makes you comfortable. I am certainly not Mel Gibson or Brad Pitt. My mind is better than my body and I certainly would want someone who would love a mind more than a body anyway. That's why I don't expect any female I correspond with to be comparable to Pam Anderson (who I don't really think is attractive anyway). I am flexible on age as well as I have a range that extends from 23 to 35 in preference. I have a respectable career that I am content with at the moment although I may perhaps want to further my education and get my masters at some point.

I like sports, outdoors attivities like camping, tv shows that are on nick at nite, some 70s and 80s music, and what I would love to do is travel much more than I do. I would love to go to places I've been and experience that with a special person. Does this sound interesting enough? Well, if you would like to know more, please write me as I would love to get to know you as well. Thanks!

(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United-States)

Click here to respond to this ad Mailbox: 2012005


 


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"I have cabinfever..."

Hi there, I live alone in a log home that was built in 1744. It use to be a Stagecoach Stop! So, I am use to simple ways and easy going ways. I feed the deer and other critters on my property and enjoy watching the seasons change up at a nearby lake. I use to be somewhat active but to be honest I have some limitations since I recently had an operation on my knee and that has me restricted for awhile. And that should get better with time...I love all types of music except rap and heavy metal. I love Harleys and going for a ride is a great way to blow out the dust in my mind... I don't smoke cigs. and I enjoy a nice glass of wine once in awhile. I have no kids.. just birds and a dog. I am do freelance writing, love to travel, photography and computer design are my hobbies. I use to scuba dive and hope to return to that soon. Drop a line if you get a chance. Have a good one!! Cabinfever

(Dover, Pennsylvania, United-States)

Click here to respond to this ad Mailbox: 2030015


 


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Poor boy, seek's, Poor girl, for unimaginable wealth! LOL

Well, not exactly poor, and, not exactly a boy either. I am white, 5' 10", hazel, dark brown hair, 41, 167lb, easy on the eye's, 2 beautiful young kid's at home with me full time, no need to work and dont, divorced, Megan is 7, Dylan is 3, own a 3 bdrm, 2 bath home along with the bank, right leg amputation just above the knee, live in Colorado, where the mountain's are as high as my spirit! OPTIMIST! NOT A PESSIMIST!, I dont drink, but smoke a pipe once in a while, (a tobacco pipe that is). Love goofing off, harmless prank's, joking around, going to movies, oddity's, watching severe storm's, exploring the mountain's in my car, national park's, traveling in mexico, doing thing's with the kid's. LOOKING for a girl-woman, 25-45 year's in age, with very similar interest's, except for the pipe smoking-lol. My requirement's are pretty simple, only white, asian or latina heritage, optimistic, easy on the eye's, less than 200lb, sense of humor, amputee, of any kind, or other type of disabled woman "or" devotee, need apply only! Oh ya, will answer ALL that respond! Please, let's talk and exchange photo's and get to know each other first and see where it goes from there, please, im worth the wait, hope you are too! Sincerely Robert

(Montrose, Colorado, United-States)

Click here to respond to this ad Mailbox: 2008235


 


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Spot my handicap!

Well, I lost an eye as a child, that is how far it goes - it hasn't stopped me becoming successful and happy in life!

I am a single mom and just beginning to realize how much I miss love and warmth from a real man.

Do you know what I crave? A good cuddle while the kids are at school, waking up next to each other, enjoying time both alone and with the children, being adventurous in more ways than one -if all this rings a bell, YOU might be the special man I am looking for!

Are you longing for a little ready-made family, have you got children of your own who need a home? I am a freelance interpreter, happy with her job and within herself, who comes as a "package" with a lovely, lively son aged 7.

I am not skinny and I am a modest 1,60m tall. Just the right size to suit you! But then .... whether you are tall or short, skinny or cuddly is not important to me.

Whilst I have no special hobby at the moment, I regularly iceskate, ride the bike, play football, swim and entertain children to keep my little boy happy.

I don't smoke or drink, I would prefer it if you didn't - but any truly passionate and child-loving man could sweep me off my feet!

Why not e-mail first and see what we have in common? Sparks might fly and chances are you (and your children) will find lots and lots of love and tenderness plus a real family!

(Brussels, Brabant, Belgium)

Click here to respond to this ad Mailbox: 1798235


 


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Woman on Foot Seeking Man on Wheels

Hey! Hoping to find a witty liberal in a wheel chair with a
mischevious smile and bright intelligent eyes. Be the kind of guy who appreciates good
food, good movies, really smart kids, stray dogs, and knows the true value of a good cup of coffee. And an irreverant sense of humor would probably be good.
And kind..you know...you have to be a kind person who respects all living things. And of yeah, truthful....that is the most important thing...big fat liars
need not apply.

So...I'm just under 5 feet and weigh 120 pounds. I'm pretty fit. I'm..um, interesting to look at. And oh yeah...there's hese tattoos. Hmmmm. Still
interested? Ha Ha. Send mail. Peace baby...

(Austin, Texas, United-States)

Click here to respond to this ad Mailbox: 2032816


 


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sweet, sexy n sassy ebony queen

 

I am a 35 year old professional christian lady, divorced with one child in search of a good laid back down to earth man. Must be generous, kind, loyal, gentle, romantic, be able to kick back and have a good time, not afraid to let themselves go. I am looking for a potentially serious relationship that may if possible turn into a marriage. I am kind, gentle, romantic and am not looking for a man to control or a plaything. I am looking for my soulmate, my companion, my best friend and my confidante. Only serious responses please. I will be more than happy to send a picture. Oh..am sure you are wondering why am putting my ad in the disabled...I am a left foot amputee...looking for an amputee, however, any other disabilities are ok too.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

(Newark, Delaware, United-States)

Click here to respond to this ad Mailbox: 2044325


 


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Pretty and Sweet seeks Devotion

I am a 30 year old white female living in Orlando, Florida. I am 5'5" 123lbs w/ long drk brown hair and eyes. I am a homebody type of individual. I enjoy movies,dining out and reading. I love to laugh and share in intelligent conversation. My nature is to be friendly...but also a bit on the shy side. I would best be described as witty and kind-hearted. I am looking for a caucasian male, nonsmoker and light/nondrinker. I am seeking a man who is well-groomed and a good conversationalist as well as a good listener. I prefer someone with a positive attitude, who is willing to do whatever it takes to keep things happy and peaceful. Someone with a GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR is a plus....I love to laugh! You must also have reliable transportation and financial stability. I am challenged by Chronic Fatigue and Chronic Allergies. I am looking for an unscented friend/companion that is willing to change over a few personal care products like soaps, detergents, etc...in exchange for unscented ones so that I can be in their presence without feeling ill. I am willing to compromise to make sure your needs are met as well. Please be a worthwhile person. I have alot of good things to share.

(Orlando, Florida, United-States)

Click here to respond to this ad Mailbox: 1374111


 


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Tired of reading ads yet? Click me anyway

I am a person who delights in having many friends, disabled or not. I like long, interesting conversations, people who are intelligent and have a passion for life (no matter what hand they've been dealt). I can honestly describe myself as very pretty, as I am a buxom brunette with large amber eyes and luscious full lips.
(I am not usually this vain, but I figured you'd like to know about my appearance.) I am also outgoing, fun, a good dancer, laid back, and approachable. I love horror movies, going out on the weekend, shopping, reading, taking trips, boating, camping, or just driving around. I also do a little writing when the mood hits me. I dislike smug, arrogant people, animal cruelty, and winter time.
I work 2 jobs presently- the healthcare and sex industry, so I hope that says a little about how open-minded I am. I would also like to state that i have no disabilities. I just admire people who do. So if you'd like to talk, just drop me a note and I'll reply.

(Chicago, Illinois, United-States)

Click here to respond to this ad Mailbox: 2009521

 

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