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He's back! Finally, Peter Downey has returned with the sequel to his hugely successful guide for new fathers, So You're Going to be a Dad.
Written in characteristic no-nonsense style, with lashings of humour and practical advice, Dads, Toddlers and the Chicken Dance is a politically incorrect but informative and immensely helpful read for dads who are finding their baby has metamorphasised into a creature known as toddlerus destructivus.
It's a blunt and funny book, which explores all sorts of parenting hazards, including:
babysitting ° nutrition ° cars ° common sicknesses ° money ° lawnmowers ° Arnold Schwarzenegger °
television ° bedtime ° mess ° toddler-proofing the home ° speech development ° smacking ° Ptolemy ° tantrums ° toilet training ° birthday parties ° parental sanity ° sperm testing ° brussel sprouts ° contraception ° choosing a preschool ° bathtime ° scrotum shaving ° the chicken dance ° having a vasectomy ° and as you'd expect, lots of stuff about sex
But wait, there's more! Complete with a glossary loaded with vital information, (along with a lot of nonsense which will do nothing but improve your ability to play trivia games), plus follow-up gems of advice from the real live dads who appeared in Downey's first book, and a free set of steak knives, Dads, Toddlers and the Chicken Dance is without a shadow of a doubt, the best ever parenting book ever to ever be ever written by anybody. Ever. No, really. We mean it.
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