Mainly for the benefit of my grandkids, I fired a shot across Murdoch Books' bows (they are now an imprint of Allen and Unwin).
"Use it or lose it", I said. I have done this to a number of publishing houses, revising each title and republishing the title as an Amazon Print On Demand book.
If you want to know more about this title-recovery program, click on this link.
The illustrations are now all mine, and the cover has a sample.
The book is available on Kindle, and also as a traditional dead tree book, at a lower price than the RRP on the first edition, but it lacks colour for the very good reason that I use only black ink.
As a bonus, there are extra monsters and also extra stories. You can see one of those extras here, and another here, and a third one here.
Now here's some stuff about the original edition. Most of it still applies, beacsue I added new stuiff and cut nothing.
Note added 31 August 2021: Click this link for recent monster news.
The book is well and truly out of print, but that may change.
Further note added 17 Novenber 2021: Click this link for recent monster news. The book is well and truly out of print, but it will be back by late November 2021.
This book was named by the Children's Book Council of Australia as one of the Notable Books of 2010 for Young Readers. That means it made the long list, but not the short list. The writer is happy it got that far.
The writer is delighted to add that the illustrator, Adele K. Thomas, was short-listed for the CBCA's Crichton Award for New Illustrators for her work on this book.
Warning: Peter Macinnis may have won the CBCA's 2010 Eve Pownall Book of the Year for Information Books for his Australian Backyard Explorer, but while this new book is crammed with information, there is precious little in the way of reliable information, according to unusually unreliable sources. In fact, several critics have been heard suggesting that he is not to be trusted. He says that he can be trusted, and that he will get his friends the caravaggistas to chase the critics with socks full of sea urchins if they don't leave off. For some reason, the critics have fallen silent, but the caravaggistas are all grinning. This is not a good sign, at least, not for the critics.
Written by Peter Macinnis, exquisitely illustrated by Adele K. Thomas and patiently edited by Shelley Kenigsberg. For information from the publisher, go to this link and follow your nose.
This book is written for young readers with a sense of humour and also for those with a potential to develop one, but it is not recommended for critics with sea-urchin-phobia. The message is that we can take charge of the monster problem in our house, because all monsters have flaws and weaknesses.
This is a consistent ecology of monsters, so after you have read it, you will know which monsters eat others, the diet of moat monsters, the habits of long-legged underbed pigs, dangerous goldfish, thin blue lions and more. It also tabulates or pots the histories of Mistislav Draghoul, Count Henry Blenkinsop and Cecil B. de Mole, maker of boring movies about tunnels (scripts by Edgar Rice Burrows, director Charles Shovel).
And now for something irrelevant: a look at some Australian monsters, as reported in old newspapers.
There are now 64 monsters covered, including the following:
The Easter eggs
Yes, there is a level of word play going on here. In fact, there are actually quite a few levels of word play, to satisfy readers at different levels and to cover days when I choose to walk lopsided. My hope is that younger readers will experience occasional snorts of recognition as they get older. The plays relate mainly to language, art, music and mathematics, but I just set out to have some fun and it got away from me and ran off down several different alleys at once. Most of the references can be "got" by clever web searches, but don't tell yourself that. SHHHH!
My plan is to follow this up with a series of short stories about some of the monsters and their perilous journeys in search of the Holy Grail, the Promised Land, a sure method to trisect the angle or square the circle, Perpetual Motion and a Free Lunch (batteries not included). (SHHHH! 14 of the short stories were complete in September, 2021, and will be in the new edition.)
We found the illustrator, Adele K. Thomas, from a competition. You can see her work in the art on this page (or see the contact details below). To see what she had to beat, use this Google search. The standard was absolutely amazing, and I have a Very Good Feeling about this book. I might add that a number of other illustrators had their names noted down by the design people at Murdoch Books as potential illustrators for other books at other times. Why wouldn't you, when there's so much talent out there?
This page is http://members.ozemail.com.au/~macinnis/writing/monsters.htm and it was probably written by Count Henry Blenkinsop Junior, who may not have perished at the Reichenbach Falls. It was first created on March 4, 2009 and last revised on April 16, 2011. You can see the Count (or maybe the author, since they resemble each other) on the left.
Last revised 17 November 2021.
The home page of Peter's writing site is here. His travel blog, containing tales of his acts of peripatetism is somewhat occasional, because he is generally busy. His writing blog (rather more frequent) is Old Writer on the Block.
Adele K. Thomas has a blog here. She also has a web site here, and a professional loop portfolio here.
Shelley Kenigsberg, our marvellous editor, has a blog at http://shelleykenigsberg.wordpress.com and she also runs an editing retreat at Pemuteran in north-west Bali called Editing in Paradise. The course offers a 6-day master class for writers to learn self-editing and have one-on-one consultations with two professional editors.
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