Name your poison, duckie!

LES WHITTAKER'S WACKY INVENTIONS
AND GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEMES have included:

Cockroach farming in the basement to make car fuel.

Ham Radio... (Dorrie Evans called it a Devon-Ham Radio. It blew up.)

Winemaking in Flat 5... (The corks popped and the wine leaked into Dorrie's flat.)

The Wine-o-matic... (This actually worked, but Les had signed away the patent for a very small price.)

Babysitting service... (Dressed as Dorrie!)

The Whittaker-Evans Sauna... (A partnership with Herb)

"Dig Up a Treasure", a telephone job service

A sausage machine... (which assaulted Maggie Cameron with an assortment of smallgoods)

Private eye

Bug detector

Pantyhose Strangler trap... (Les caught the police inspector in a net.)

Baby-matic... (The "test" doll ended up in pieces.)