Source Code to Windows 2000

/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
	#include "dos.h" #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "workst~1.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #include "monopoly.h" #define INSTALL = HARD  char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main() {
		while(!CRASHED) {
			display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) {
				make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); disable_Netscape(); disable_RealPlayer(); disable_Lotus_Products(); hang_system();
			} write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) {
				display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop();
			}
		} if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) {
			set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
		} /* printf("Welcome to MS-DOS"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); if (system_ok()) else
			crash(to_dos_prompt)
		else
			system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
		while(something) {
			sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5);
		} create_general_protection_fault();
	}

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