98 Crash Dialogs

We were in a hardware store Buy a PC with the money we've got Carried back with Win nine eight Till one by one, plug in the cables Turn it on, sparks in the software Flash the message, "no drivers found" Confused in my cubicle, 98 crash dialogs show up * music starts now * 98 crash dialogs, staring at me from the screen Panic clicks, it's an alert There's something miss'n, from somewhere else The dang machine springs to death Opens up one big blue screen Focusing it from the screen 98 crash dialogs show up 98 freezing screens, 98 software crashes To worry, worry call for help call the techs out in a hurry This is what we bane for it This is it boys, this is hell The client is on the line As 98 crash dialogs show up

98 crashes on us with super-high-tech jet printers Everyone's a hardware god Everyone's a programmer With orders to do trouble-shoot To de-install and re-install Pondering in lines of codes As 98 crash dialogs show up As 98 crash dialogs show upppppppppppppppp... 98 curse I have had In everyone crash alerts It's all over and I'm standing pissed In this shit from a crapware If I could find a solution Just to prove an Ease of Use And here is a crash dialog I think again, I'll buy a Mac * music fades off * From: PUFF The Magic Dragon.

A tribute to the inventors. This song is written to show our gratitude and many thanks to Mac inventors and we like to dedicate this song to millions and millions of Mac Advocates. Sing to the tune of "We built This City"-Starrship.

WE BUILT THIS CITY

*chorus* We built this City We built this City on plug n'play Built this City We built this City on plug n'play Say you don't know C, or recognise ma' codes Say you don't care who needs, resource and all the loads Right behind your (doors), filled with rotting corpse So many of your clones, eating up the shops In Nineteen Eighty Four..woh, here comes creatiiiooon Don't you remmember? We built this City We built this City on plug n'play *chorus* Someone's always playin', the monopoly game Who cares they're always changin', six forty k's to blame We just wanna thrive here, and someone stole our staffs You call this co-o..per..ra..tions, and write us dirty stuffs In Nineteen Eighty Four..woh, here comes creatiiiooon Don't you remmember? We built this City We built this City on plug n'play *chorus*

guitar* It's just another court case, in the lame old days Lawyers have sealed your loop-holes, oh, and we just lost the case Who counts the money, that was someone's yearn Who writes the bugs and claims, innova..tiiiooon Don't tell us you need us, cos we're the helpless lot Looking out for justice, bringin' you to court *broadcasting spoken* I'm looking out over Cupertino C.A, out on a gorgeous sunny Saturday I see the promising rainbow rising *broadcasting spoken* This is your favourite company, the wonderful company that made your favourite machines' the company in C.A, the company that never slacks In Nineteen Eighty Four..woh, here comes creatiiiooon Don't you remember? We built this City We built this City on plug n'play *repeat chorus twice* *Support Vocals*We built, we built this OS built this OS We built, we built this OS... From: PUFF The Magic Dragon.

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