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Microsoft proudly presents our new Windows features: BATMAN and ROBIN. BATMAN stands for BATCH FILE MANAGER and with it you can run .bat files visually! ROBIN is an another suberb product, READ-ONLY BINARY. It's our new patented invention, a file messed by a virus. |
These new features are available for only $300 . These files are required by Microsoft Windows. Without these your computer will crash tomorrow. Buy Now! [Submitted by Jukka Liukkonen] |
| The Melissa Macrovirus, a virus which is actually a Word 97 macro, is spreading rapidly around the world. It arrives as an email from someone you know and you find a doc. file attached. When you open it in Word 97, it finds your addressbook and sends a copy of itself to the first 50 addresses in your addressbook. |
Personally, I blame Bill Gates for designing a system that can be so easily attacked.. Minimum system requirements: PC computer, Windows 95/98, Microsoft Word 97 and Outlook Express. Microsoft boycotters can relax! |
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Typical! What a demanding operating system! Windows hates anything but itself! And it robs you of your choices. |
Submitted by Jukka Liukkonen |
Follow Bill's smiling face to move from page to page.
Larry Brash's Microsoft & Bill Gates Joke Page.
