This is a variation on an older joke: The End of the World
| Yeltsin, Clinton
and Bill Gates are invited to meet God. He tells them: "I gathered the three most important people of the world to pass on my message: Tomorrow, I will destroy the earth!" Yeltsin goes to his council and says: "I have 2 pieces of bad news: 1) God exists and 2) He will destroy the earth tomorrow." |
Clinton goes
to the White House and says: "I have good and a bad news: 1) The good news is that God exists! 2) The bad news is that He will destroy the earth tomorrow." Bill Gates enters Microsoft and says: "I have 2 pieces of good news: 1) I'm one of the three most important people on earth and 2) The year 2000 problem is solved!" |
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Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive colloseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delilght, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. |
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!" "That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't!" "What about the PC?" "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys!" "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete!" |
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