Bill Gates Anagram

This a modification of a posting of mine to alt.anagrams. Some of these were from another posting by Bobby Tendinitis, a fellow contributor in that newsgroup. I created the above animated gif. 

Heres the full story about "Bill Gates nude":

Nude Bill Gates
Be legal, nudist.
Get nubile lads.
Elegant builds.
Least glib nude.
Let us begin, lad.
I began dullest.
Lubed genitals.



Bend, agile slut.
A bleeding slut.
Slut begin deal.
Alleged in bust.

and finally:

It dangles blue. 



 More Bill Gates Anagrams.

Bill Gates =

I get balls
Legal bits.

These anagrams and this Bill Gates cartoon comes from Screaming Betrayal (Celebrity Anagrams) by Dave Linabury. His site is well worth a visit.


Other Anagrams

Internet Explorer =
Next? Enter or peril.
Error: Next line, pet.

Microsoft Internet Explorer = Not complex? It isn't error-free.

Microsoft Office = Is of comic effort.

Microsoft Windows =
If it now crow: "MSDOS".
Conformist widows.

We must not forget that Intel Pentium is a
LIMP TEEN UNIT
and that the chance of one actually performing is like a
NINE MILE PUTT
so what's the best solution?
I LET MINE PUNT! 

Pentium Processor =
Super-moronic pest! (from Richard Grantham)

Microsoft Encarta =
Moronic artefacts. (from Richard Grantham)

Netscape Navigator =
Nice vast patronage.
Not a scrap negative.

Netscape Communicator =
Nicest on a Mac computer.

Apple Macintosh =
Spelt: "A Champion".
Laptop Machines.
Compliant shape.

The Microsoft Corporation =
Horror of Competition Acts.
Prehistoric format. Con, too.
Far too rich! No competitors!
Motto: Rich fornicates poor. (from Mick Tully)

Windows Two-Thousand. =
Sod! Shutdown! Now wait!

Microsoft Powerpoint =
Moronic. We post profit.


Follow Bill's smiling face to move from page to page.

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