Barney the Purple Dinosaur and Bill Gates.

Are Barney and Bill Gates really one and the same person? What have they in common? The self-satisfied smile? The smart outfits? Their popularity with children and other simple-minded folk? Or something more sinister? Both are intent on world domination, Bill by monopolising the computer industry, while Barney corrupts the minds of the children with his inane songs. Will we be soon hearing this song from Microsoft?

"I love Bill! Bill loves me! We're a happy family! With a great big hit in your wallet, where it counts - Give us cash in large amounts!" (Kind thanks to Neil R, for sending me this song) And I am not the only person who holds with this theory. Try this link to find out more http://members.tripod.com/billisbarney

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Larry Brash's Microsoft & Bill Gates Joke Page.