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About this website

No, it's not me! However, I would if I could!

OK, if you had not worked it out by now, you will gather that I am an evangelically zealous Mac user (since 1984). Most of us Mac users are, almost by definition, anti-Microsoft. Even if you are not a Mac user, you should enjoy this site.

Some anti-MS sites are highly political in their approach to the Microsoft Problem. That's fine, but my approach is to use humour to attack Bill's attempted monopoly of the computer industry and now the Internet. I am horrified, however, to see that Internet Explorer is the default browser bundled with new computers and new ISP accounts.

The jokes come a variety of places, mostly from other MS/Bill Gates Joke sites or has been submitted by other people. There is also some original stuff of mine here, too, including some images, animated gifs, anagrams, quotes and jokes.

If you find some of your material here and it has not been credited to you, let me know and I will rectify that straightaway.

Use the left frame to check out the Recent Additions and Updates, for all latest stuff in the last month, Then, check out the Archives for the older jokes. No frames showing? Click here.


"Please, Lord, will you get this bastard, Larry Brash, off my back!"

My fifteen minutes of fame - twice!

This website was the featured anti-Bill Gates website in an Italian online newspaper "La Repubblica" on 7th April 1998.

On 16th November 1999, this page was the featured website on WebWatch, a Japanese online newspaper. An English translation of that webpage has been kindly provided by Yoshimichi Fukuda. Click here to read it. 

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