Stating the problem:

Untimely or facile descent.
Untimely decline to farces.
Clumsy interface deletion.
Interface closed untimely.
Meatiest cruelly confined.
Costly, fine, cruel dementia.
Untimely, stone-faced relic.
Nicely confused altimeter.

Anecdotal evidence:

Recently it fouls nice dame.
Mentally fierce seduction.
Flimsy, delicate encounter.
Elements defy circulation.
Flaccid? Eye on insult meter.
Definitely clean customer.
Fine customer, nicely dealt.
Fiercely not includes mate.
Fiercely lament seduction.
Seen deceitfully romantic.
Adultery felt omniscience.
Feels coincidently mature.

The problem, a closer look:

Teeny, minute, flaccid loser.
If tiny, column decelerates.
I one, flaccid, rusty element.
Fine, cold, testicular enemy.
Soft, tiny, cruel, idle menace.
Once fiercely mutants, idle.
Dry, foul menace in testicle.

Recovery: acknowledge the problem:

Entirely confused climate.
Encounter deficits lamely.
Cruel mendacity, often lies.
Cretin mates fouled nicely.
Untimely rest, if concealed.
Seem confidential cruelty.
Untold, it menaces fiercely.
It mean fiercely consulted.
Fiercely consulted in mate.
Enforces untimely dialect.

New drug: hope springs eternal:

Medications recently fuel.
Recently flout as medicine.
Recently unsolicited fame.
It defers untimely conceal.
Esoteric man fully enticed.

Side-effects & other factors:

Diameter influence costly.
Manly erections deceitful.
Deceitfully corniest name.
Clumsily content-free idea.
If rotten, succeed menially.
Flaccid miser to eye tunnel.
Flaccid? Entitle user money.
Entirely flaccid men to sue.
Malcontented icily refuse.
Tendency cruel to families.
Erotic fluency is lamented.

Success at last:

Rouse tiny, flaccid element.
Nice flaunt, mediocre style.
Ultimately fine crescendo.
Semen out, entirely flaccid.
Feel intricately consumed.

On the distaff side:

Nicely female destruction.
Untidy female electronics.
Clean-cut feminist yodeler.
Feminist allure to decency.
Real feminist to cycle nude.
Females to tricycle in nude.
Dirty slut once nice female.
Cute female, trendy silicon.
Nice female, stout cylinder.
Female incident, curly toes.

Conversation enhancers:

Lousy, infected, lame cretin.
Scum-eyed fellation cretin.
Self-conceited, tiny mauler.

What it all means:

Nice life, let's documentary.
Life consecrated minutely.
Life's lecture on mendacity.

Physical Characteristics:

CAN'T ELUDE FLIMSY ERECTION
EYE A CUTIE 'N' CELLS DON'T FIRM
ME ICY STUD - FALLEN ERECTION
MY NEED? ACTION. CURSE, IT FELL!
CRUELLY ANEMIC, IT SOFTENED
SMALL TO NEUTER DEFICIENCY
ACTED ONCE. FLIMSILY NEUTER
I CAN'T FIRE SEMEN, CUTEY DOLL!
COITUS? FEEL ENTRANCE DIMLY
LOST NICE DIAMETER, FLUENCY
COLD NEUTER SEMEN FACILITY

Psychological Characteristics:

TINY, ANEMIC, DOLEFUL SECRET
MALFUNCTION SECRETLY, DIE
I'M ... I CRY AT DOLEFUL SENTENCE
CAN'T FUEL MY IDLE ERECTIONS
CAN'T FEEL COLD UNIT RISE
EE! FAULTY MIND-ELECTRONICS
CAN'T SMILE - I FEED ON CRUELTY
CAUSE NOT MERELY INFLICTED
LET US FACE MY NIL ERECTION
DEFECT CONTINUALLY IRES ME
AT MISERY, COULDN'T FEEL NICE
MALEFICENT SECURITY CLOUD
INDUCE CRESTFALLEN MOIETY
O MAN! CRUEL SENILITY DEFECT
DECIMATES ERECTION, 'N' FULLY!
DESOLATE LIFE TURN ME CYNIC?
MEN CRY IN DESOLATE, CUT LIFE
I'M DESULTORY, CAN'T FEEL NICE
I'M ICY, CRESTFALLEN. NEED OUT!

Social Consequences:

SCUTTLED ANY MORE NICE LIFE
LIMITED ANY CLOSE, ERECT FUN
SINCE MY ERECT LOIN FAULTED
CAN'T SCORE. I LEFT MY NUDE LIE
ICE COLD TRY ELIMINATES FUN
CAN'T SEDUCE ONE-TIMER FILLY
FELT DISMAL, ICY ENCOUNTER
I CAN'T LURE - DECLINE SOFTY ME
EYE COLD FEMINIST, CAN'T LURE
'CAUSE FELT MY NIL ERECTION
CUTEY, I IN CRESTFALLEN MODE!

Riducule, Blame, Self-Pity:

O! CYLINDER'S CUTE FILAMENT
FULLY A ONE CENTIMETER DISC!
DECIMATION CLUES? ENTER FLY
FLIMSY ERECTION? DATE UNCLE!
MY DIREFUL COITAL SENTENCE
DEAR, MY FUTILE ELECTRONIC
COITUS DEFECT REALLY IN MEN
CRUEL DEAL! NICE, SOFT, TINY ME
ME? REAL NICE! LOST FECUNDITY
FIANCEE NOTED SLIM CRUELTY
NICE SOFT, MEDICALLY NEUTER

Hope:

MY FATE INCLUDES ERECT LOIN
EDUCATE, AND ERECT FLIMSY LOIN
COINCIDENTALLY, CURES TEEM
DECENT, MANLY COITUS RELIEF
MANLY, COITUS-CENTERED LIFE
EUTECTIC ROD? FINALLY, SEMEN!
LUSTY ENCOMIA-CENTERED LIFE
OLE! TEN FECUNDITY MIRACLES

Acceptance, Resignation:

MEN RECENTLY FAILED COITUS
DEFUNCT COITALLY, I'M SERENE

Holistic Cures:

DIET FOMENT NEURAL CYCLE? SI!
SEE, MALNUTRITION FED CYCLE
NUTRITION MADE CYCLE FLEE
EAT DECENT, CURE FLIMSY LOIN

Effects of Tobacco:

MY! CRUEL NICOTINE DEFLATES
ONCE SLIMY REED CUT, INFLATE!

Pharmaceutical Cures:

CAREFULLY TEST ON MEDICINE
ONCE LUSTY MEDICNES FALTER
NICELY REDUCE SOFT AILMENT
FELT NICELY RESUMED ACTION

Surgical Cures:

I'M RE-SEEN COITALLY DEFUNCT
FORNICATE? ELUDES MY CLIENT
I OFTEN CUT MALE CYLINDER
NON-FECUNDITY? SEALED CECUM

Encounter Therapy:

COUNSEL: LET MAIDEN RECTIFY
CURE? MATE NICELY FONDLES IT
CUTESY INFLAMES ERECT LOIN
YUM! IF LOIN ERECT, LET'S DANCE!
COURTESAN LIFTED ME NICELY
A NICE, DEFT ENTRY? OIL MUSCLE
NICE TO FEEL IT CURED. LAY'N MS.
IT'S NICE TO FEEL CURED, MANLY
NICE DATE! MY ERECTION'S FULL

Peripherally topical:

FLAUNTED SILICONE. MY! ERECT!
TRY SILICONE, FEEL DAMN CUTE
FELT MY NUDE SILICONE REACT
SILICONE CURED MY FLAT TEEN
CURE MY FLATTENED SILICONE
DENY SILICONE. ME CUTER FLAT!
UNFELT? TRY SILICONE. MADE C E!