St Christopher's Hospital. Pathology Dept. Patient Record
| Name: Lynda
Gibson Character: Matron Conniving Bitch
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| History: Lynda
Gibson's mum always hoped her little girl would one day become a nurse although its
a fair bet Matron Dorothy Conniving-Bitch isn't exactly what she had in mind. Among the most talented and versatile actors on the Melbourne comedy scene, Lynda, a drama and literature graduate and former student of Sydneys Nimrod Theatre has been performing for as long as she can remember. Lynda has appeared in countless theatre and cabaret productions including "Casa del Tawdry", and the all-singing, all-dancing male impersonators, "The Natural Normans" which was one of the success stories of the 1989 Edinburgh Festival. She was also a writer and performer on The Great TV Game show. |
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| Character
MATRON
DOROTHY CONNIVING-BITCH
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The Matron is an evil, scheming, spiteful, packet of venom who despises everyone and everything due to an enlarged Hate Cortex. Descended from a long line of Conniving-Bitches who have invested their treacherous lives in St. Christopher's, the Matron is driven by a murderous ambition to become, hospital administrator and wield total power. Yet, though she is a bitter and twisted shell of a woman, Matron Dorothy pines for a long lost love. |