Jamie Turner, Special Comments and Industrial Chemicals Correspondent, is best known in scientific circles for his discovery of Nuprofen. He is a laissez fare hedono-libertarianist who believes the limbic system is the brain's G-Spot and Dopamine is it's prophet. A good man to have around when your test tubes are bubbling and when you need somewhere to hang your keys.
Damien Power, purveyor of fine bells and whistles, appears courtesy of his Fairfax controlled Blog, Gallimaufry. Power enjoys fine food and drink and can often be found in Balmain not discussing Real Estate. He is also an avid jumper.
Neil MacKenzie, occassional contributor, is the Van Wilder of the University of Life. Although entitled to graduate summa cum laude in 1992, MacKenzie's love of learning has kept him on campus and fully erect.
Eloise Cotton, Editor-at-Large, is a red hot combination of brains, looks and veterinary know-how. In life, she backs herself like the raging on course favourite she is. Put the house on her. You'll make a killing.
Peter Bright, the administrator, is an illiterate Victorian street urchin. His days are spent picking pockets and baying,"hand job for a ha'penny,guvnor?" at passing gentlemen. He is also one half man, one half reptile.
