Professor Quirrell Goes tothe Medi-Wizard
A Turban Inspired Thing
p p p p p roblem. Quirrell sat in the medi-wizards office,
wringing his hands.
Of course you do, thats why everyone comes here. What can I do to help?
said the jolly, portly wizard.
its a p p p p p problem of a
sotto voce p p p p p
Ah, trouble with the water works. Not to worry. Whip it out and lets have a
N n n n n no, other end. Its
under my t t t t turban.
Well, unwind it, and let me see.
Quirrell very slowly, with a look of utter mortification on his face, unwound the turban,
then turned around to show the problem to the medi-wizard.
The problem cursed and spat at the medi-wizard in a fury.
Ah, I see what the problem is! said the medi wizard. Youve got a
nasty lump there.
Yes, hes very n n n n n n nasty.
You need this, Daisy Lumpins Dark-Lord-B-Gone. Apply topically to the
site of the infestation, in this case, to your scalp, three times a day, and within two
weeks, you should be clear of all signs of infection.
Oh, thank you, D d d d d d doctor! Do you think my hair will g g g g g g g grow b b
b b back?
That I dont know. See a Dark Lord infection is a bit like tinea. Sometimes the
skin heals enough to let your hair grow back, but sometimes youll have a scar all
your life. Have you ever had ringworm? Its a bit like that.
Oh well. B b b b b b better than nothing. I c c c c c c cant wait for this
stuff to work, he keeps telling me to kill people, and the itch has b b b b b b b been
driving me c c c c c crazy!