TV John 'There's more paperwork than we thought, Hamish. I found these behind the cabinet' Alex 'Have you seen Hamish?' TV John 'He's away in the hills with a famous climber, hiking while the criminal fraternity of Lochdubh run amuck' Hikers 'Stoppp!!!!!!!!' Lachie Jr 'Do you think they want a lift?' Lachie Sr 'No' They Drive on Lachie Sr 'Course they bloody do!' Lachie Jr 'You said they didn't' Lachie Sr 'I was being Ironic, man' Rory 'A bottle of Chmpagne for Esmie and myself' Barney 'Right, Is that the ordinary event Champagne or the special occasion champagne your after?' Lachie Jr 'I'm having to learn Spanish, Dad and I are going Pan-European. The Spanish are crying out for McCraie and son lobsters' Alex 'Lachie, how do you propose to someone if you want to marry them?' Lachie Jr (with Spanish Dictionary) - 'I dont know, I'll look it up'.
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