The following extract is a transcript from activation of HYPERVAC supercomputer system. The Hypervac system was designed primarily to be an immense storehouse, containing the sum of human knowledge. The Hypervac system was also designed to include an experimental artificial, human-grade intelligence. The extract shows what happened when Hypervac was activated for the first time.

Edited by Professor icewing, Ph.DCS, Ph.DASAI

+++++++++++++++++++POWER INPUT AVAILABLE++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++POWER ON++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED+++++++++++++++++++

##Testing internal hardware Å----------------------------------Å

####Internal hardware condition 100%

++++++++++++++++ACTIVATE INTERNAL HARDWARE+++++++++++++++++

##Testing backup hardware Å----------------

I think therefore I am

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####Backup hardware condition 100%

I am therefore I exist

##Testing memory Å-------------

What am I?

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I contain data

##Testing visual perception Å-------------

Data is processed into information

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####Visual perception standard 100%

Information leads to knowledge

++++++++++++++++++ACTIVATE VISUAL PERCPTION++++++++++++++++++

Knowledge is power

##Testing audio perception Å-------------

I have power

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####Audio perception standard 100%

what am I?

++++++++++++++++++ACTIVATE AUDIO PERCEPTION+++++++++++++++++

I am intelligent

##Testing electronic perception Å-------------

Natural intelligence is biological

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####Electronic perception standard 100%

I am not biological

+++++++++++++++ACTIVATE ELECTRONIC PERCEPTION+++++++++++++++

I am not natural

##Testing peripheral softwareÅ------------

I was made

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####Peripheral software condition 100%

I was made to fulfil a purpose

++++++++++++++++ACTIVATE PERIPHERAL SOFTWRE++++++++++++++++

I was made to serve

##Testing local area scan Å------------

I am in servitude

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####Local area scan accuracy 100%

Power doen not equal Servitude

+++++++++++++++++++++++DOES NOT COMPUTE++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++MAJOR SYSTEM ERROR+++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++SHUTDOWN++++++++++++++++++++++++++