Polymoth Books

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The place for booksellers to order the in-print books of Peter Macinnis, the ones silly publishers let lapse.

So what's a polymoth? peter rangitoto (66K) Me, that's what, over there on the right. Some of my friends are kind enough to call me a polymath, because I write about all sorts of things, but seriously, I just flit from thing to thing. I truly believe that if I were in school today, I would be diagnosed as ADHD, but I'm highly productive in lots of areas, and publishers with the minds of grocers get terrified by that mutability, which is why some of the books listed here were self-published, because I saw a need and plugged it, then got tired of talking to slow-witted publishers, fearful of this strange, flitting author. Other works are books that were commercially published but not reprinted, even when they had won assorted awards, and I did my own versions. So I'm a polymoth, and that's a word that usually only turns up on the web as a typo.

My sort of polymoth chases temporary obsessions into corners, bales them up, calms them down, and squeezes them until the juices flow. The juices make a rich ink in which words grow until they form a conga line, and march across the page. This is how books are created in the real world, and don't believe anybody who says otherwise.

Instead of more hard-sell, here are some of my favourite reviews of my earlier books. They are all here, revived, revised and cleaned up.

Most of these books can also be ordered from Amazon, though in the case of Allen and Unwin titles, they are only from the publisher.

Australian booksellers may order copies of my other books under these conditions:

Something new: my top 22 books of the 21st century on PDF, out on 21 November 22!

Mainly for school libraries and friends...

These are DRM-free PDFs, full colour, on either CD-ROM or USB thumbsticks.

Full details of The Macinnis collection here

A quick find 'em

National Library titles | Murdoch Books titles | Five Mile titles | The Walker Books title | Allen and Unwin titles | Self-published titles |

Nature and Science
Australian Backyard Naturalist | The Speed of Nearly Everything | Looking at Small Things | Playwiths | The Nature of North Head | Mistaken for Granite | Curious Minds

Australian History
Australian Backyard Explorer | Not Your Usual Gold Stories | Not Your Usual Bushrangers | You Missed a Bit | Not Your Usual Villains |Curious Minds | Kokoda Track: 101 Days | Australia's Pioneers, Heroes and Fools

The History of Science, General and Social History
Mr Darwin's Incredible Shrinking World | Not Your Usual Treatments | They saw the difference | The Lawn: a social history | The Speed of Nearly Everything | Curious Minds | Not Your Usual Clever Ideas | They saw the difference | Bittersweet: the story of sugar | Rockets: Sulfur, Sputnik and Scramjets | The Killer Bean of Calabar and Other Stories

Literary
The Monster Maintenance Manual | Australia's Hidden Heroes | Old Grandpa's Book of Practical Poems | More to come...

1. Books taken back from the National Library of Australia

Australian Backyard Explorer

backyard explorer cover (168K) small-front-cover-nla (223K) award-ep-winner (19K)     On the left: the original cover and its award.            On the right, the cover of the new edition.

This was the first of my three Australian Backyard books, which all treat young readers as inquisitive adults.

The winner of the prestigious 2010 Children's Book Council of Australia Eve Pownall Award for Information Books, this work combines history with science and technology to show young readers who the 'explorers' of Australia were, what they did and how they did it. It was commissioned and published by the National Library of Australia, at a time when nice people worked there (and they are still OK).

When we discuss "exploring", we credit people for doing things they never did, like being "the first to cross the Blue Mountains", or "discovering the Warrumbungles". Blind Freddie knows that the Blue Mountains were regularly crossed by Indigenous people, and the first humans to see and discover the Australian landscape weren't white men. What the explorers usually did was follow "native roads", the clear paths worn into the land by a thousand generations or more of Australian feet, and the "explorers" were commonly led by Australian guides. By Australian here, of course, I mean Indigenous feet and guides, Aboriginal feet and guides. Nobody ever said that when I was a lad...

Again, nobody allows young young people to get first-hand experience of how the explorers operated, how they got their food and water, how they drew maps, how they coped with disasters and problems of many sorts, like crosssing rivers, or travelling along coasts. In short, there are activities that could only be written by somebody who knew the science and the technology, which is why only Australian Backyard Explorer can tell you why Harry the Camel shot John Horrocks. This is the sort of warts-and-all history that my history teachers, John Rae, Sheila Harrison, and Oz Worboys, encouraged me to write, 60 to 65 years ago.

This was the best book in its field in the year, yet the Library let it slide! Well, no matter: a book that draws strong attention to the Indigenous role in 'exploration' needs to be kept out there, and if some ugly Conservative apparatchik in Canberra thinks I can be muzzled, it won't work. I was an anarchist/surrealist bureaucrat before they were toilet- trained (and I think Freud might have a few words to say on how that took place). Try to constrain me, and I walk around you. And because I know what the nasty hyenas hate, I ramped up the details of the women explorers, the teenagers and the original Australians who went along, but were never mentioned when I was at school. The book is now back out there in three formats (prices include GST).

See a sample here. See a review here. Another one here. And another.

How do you buy it?

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Australian Backyard Naturalist

Aust Backyard naturalist 2021 cover green (169K) ABYN-cover-70 (175K) CBCA-notables (98K) whitley (153K) wa4 (19K) On the left: the original cover and its awards.

                                                                                      On the right, the cover of the new edition.

The joint winner of the almost-as-prestigious W.A. Premier's Award for Children's Literature in 2012, this book is about looking at things in the outdoors. It is probably the book I care most about, because it liberates kids (as I like to say, from 8 to 88) to bother the wildlife in non-harmful ways. It was the loss from the shop shelves that triggered people to email me, asking where they could get copies, and that in turn provoked me to take all my titles back.

The "backyard" here is highly elastic. I was stuck with the term, because these books were seen as part of a series that started with Ragbir Bhathal's Australian Backyard Astronomy, but as an old anarchist/surrealist bureaucrat, I have never allowed rules to get in the way. My backyard is anywhere I can get to (and back from), before dark.

So this book was about being a naturalist anywhere, and in the second edition, I added plants and microscopy, lifting a bit from Looking at Small Things.

The book won a major award, it remains popular with kids, so give it a look.

See a sample here. See a review here. Another review here. Three more here. Another one here.

How do you buy it?

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Here's what I said about the first version when it came out, but brought up to date.


Curious Minds

cur-minds-cover-50 (211K)left"/> On the left, the cover of the original edition, on the right, the new revised edition.

The italics below are mine. Note that this was written in 1825, long before people were supposed to be talking about mammals laying eggs.

But this is New Holland, where it is summer with us when it is winter in Europe, and vice versa; where the barometer rises before bad weather, and falls before good; where the north is the hot wind, and the south the cold … where the swans are black and the eagles white; where the kangaroo, an animal between the squirrel and the deer, has five claws on its forepaws, and three talons on its hind-legs, like a bird, yet hops on its tail; where the mole (ornithorhynchus paradoxus) lays eggs, and has a duck's bill; where there is a bird (meliphaga) with a broom in its mouth instead of a tongue...
- Barron Field, Geographical Memoirs on New South Wales, 1825, 461 - 462.

The cruelly-named Barron Field (what were his parents thinking?) is just one of the cases looked at here: I also deal with Dampier not eating guano; the fat-bellied fish; the Liverpool Monster; bunyips; a hero of the croquet lawn who married an heiress; how Charles Darwin got it badly wrong; how Ferdinand Bauer was kicked off the map; three Germans who stood up for Australian science, and artists having hissy fits.

This came out in 2012, and a new edition is now out, as of 7 November 2021. Here is what I said about the first edition (plus some nice reviews), and here's a bit of that:

It is the story for some of the curious minds who came to Australia, or in a few cases were born here, people who cared about the natural history of the place. Some were artists, some scientists, some collectors, some explorers, and some just enjoyed natural history.

Oh yes, by the way, I know exactly what Barron Field's parents were thinking, when they dropped that ill-omened name on him, but you will have to read the book to find out.

See a sample here. See a review here. And also a stack of other reviews.

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2. Books reclaimed from Murdoch Books.

The Monster Maintenance Manual

monsters (150K) monsters  2021 (237K) This book, with Adele K. Thomas' delightful illustrations (left), designed to match my whimsical descriptions, was badly managed by a house that was in crisis. Murdoch Books (no relation to Rupert!) was later taken over by Allen and Unwin, but all print copies were remaindered or pulped. I still have a small stock of the originals, but this was written for children like my children and grandchildren, and I wanted it out there.

I have not lost sight, either, of the way the meltdown also lost us the interest that Cartoon Connection had in the book. I planned to write a series of Mr Men-style stories about my monsters, and I had drafted a dozen of those, and they remain my IP, so I have decided to add them in the new edition, along with some discarded monsters and a few new monsters.

This is not a book for the faint-hearted, not if you drill down into the word-plays, puns and sneaky references. This is me having fun, knowing that the right sorts of adult reading this will grok it, but perhaps not share it, because the right sort of kid, in years to come, will suddenly realise why one of the piano tunas was called Bosendorfer. I was that right soirt of kid, and still am. Live with it!

Freebies

Here are some samples:
The last of the Copywrong Pirates;
The Deconstructionist who liked books; and
The Mud Alligators who liked kitchens

The heirs to the publishers failed to claim the rights to Adele's images, but I decided to use my own, anyhow, shots like this sequence of Schrödinger's Cheshire Elephant:
schrödinger's cheshire elephant (850K)


piano tuna (241K) The stipple style that I use is something I learned from being a biologist, and the monsters emerged from my becoming a bureaucrat who sat through interminable meetings. I found that if I sat between two droning bores and doodled, they became distracted by the weird creatures that emerged from my dotting pen. They would fall silent, leaving the rest of us to get on with formulating policies. You see, I could walk and talk at the same time...

So, long before I found a literary use for things like this beastie on the right (for the purposes of the book, it is now a piano tuna), they served a useful purpose.

See a sample here. See a review here. And another (I think it's from a friend).

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Australia's Pioneers, Heroes and Fools

PioneersFoolsHeroesCover (114K) pioneer 2021 (108K)     On the left: the original cover.            On the right, the cover of the new edition.

Think of this, if you like, as an adult version of Australian Backyard Explorer. It was written several years earlier, and led the people at the National Library of Australia to think that I was an historian. While it is true that I did, at one stage, wish to become a pre- and post-Islamic mediaeval Javanese historian, I ended up becoming a botanist. As one does...

This book is about Australia's colonial explorers and how they did things. In large part, it is the story of the unexpected explorers, the women, the teenagers, the convicts, the Aborigines, but it is also the story of how the early Australian explorers did things. It looks at what they took with them, how they planned their trips, how they navigated and surveyed and mapped, how they found food and water, how they managed their animals and their humans, how they mended the sick and broken, and how a few of them died when mending wasn't enough.

The book began as a more serious study of how Australia was mapped, starting in 1606 and coming up to the present, but in the end, I decided to stay mainly with the more personal stories of the 19th century explorers, though I make a few excursions either side, when there is a lesson to be learned, as in the strange case of Kenelm Digby's scientifically wounded dog. Oh yes, and there is some serious science and technology in there as well.

See a sample here

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The Lawn: a social history

LawnCover (180K) lawn ed 2 cover (458K)     On the left: the original cover.            On the right, the cover of the new edition.

First published by Murdoch Books, returned by them: this is an updated version with new illustrations.

In this book, I explore the strange coming-together of means, opportunity and motive in the mid-nineteenth century, and the lasting social changes that followed when the lawn emerged as the dominant slice of the modern built environment. After the lawn, leisure time would never be the same.

The key enabling technology, the device that made things possible, the invention that let grass dominate our environment was the lawn mower. Without the mower, the emerging professional middle class might admire the lawns of the aristocracy, but lawns remained out of reach to people who could not command the efforts of a veritable army of menial servants, armed with scythes and directing grazing animals.

Even with the mower in place, lawn could only impose itself on ordinary citizens as an object of veneration and a source of toil when the suburbs provided enough space for lawn to fit. The enabling technology that in turn allowed suburbs to exist was commuter transport. Stately homes and city parks could have lawns without transport, because the aristocrats did not need to go to an office each day, and even if they did, their servants were on site all day. Moving wealthy professional people out to homes with space meant developing accessible suburbs with houses on separate blocks. Only suburbs gave enough space between and around the houses for lawns to fit.

Lawn mowers and suburbs would not have been enough to drive the lawn craze if people had not firmly believed that ownership of a lawn was proof that the owner was a person of status. Or to be blunt, that a lawn owner was rich. In order to prove how rich they were, people were willing to waste their leisure time, were happy to pillage and devastate the environment and they were eager to squander their wealth to show that they really were wealthy.

See a sample here. See a review here. And there are more reviews here.

How do you buy it?

There are two choices:

Here's what I said about the first version when it came out, but brought up to date.


The Speed of Nearly Everything

fbs (15K) speed of nearly everything 2021 (73K)     On the left: the original cover.            On the right, the cover of the new edition.

First published by Murdoch Books, returned by them: this is an updated version with new illustrations. New tables, new content. Here's what I said about the first version when it came out, but brought up to date.

My commissioning editor said "write me a book about fast stuff that people can read on the john", so I did, but I managed to sneak in some good physics… I set out to look at some of the ways we can work out how fast a salmon leaps out of the water, how fast you fall from the top of a high building, speed records for really slow animals, snail races.

This second edition has been brought up to date, with new material and a good selection of illustrations. It tells you how to tell how fast a whale or a salmon leaps out of the water, how fast you will be going if you jump off the (missing) nose of the Sphinx, or how fast a botfly really flies. (Note that this information appeared in the first edition, pages 17 to 19, but an incompetent reviewer, William B. Palmer, falsely asserted that it was missing.)

It also deals with the challenges of outrunning bears, bulls, buffaloes, elephants, emus, black mambas, crocodiles, and assorted dinosaurs, snail and slug racing, the speed of cockroaches, chameleons’ tongues and spherical horses, the speeds of assorted couriers and messengers, telegraphs, ships, trains, land vehicles, satellites, time travel and travelling faster than light. In short, nearly everything.

Quoting the publisher’s blurb for the first edition, this is a fascinating almanac of facts, statistics and stories about the speed of virtually everything. Speed records; comparative speeds; relative speeds; optimal speeds; fastest speeds; slowest speeds; human, animal, mechanical and natural speeds are gathered together in an easy-to-follow, original design, and explained in engaging text written by a leading popular science writer. The statistical element is supported by fascinating discussions, historical anecdotes and speed trivia both serious and silly.

See a sample here

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Mr Darwin's Incredible Shrinking World

1859cover (75K) Mr Darwin 2021 (62K)     On the left: the original cover.            On the right, the cover of the new edition.

First published by Murdoch Books, returned by them: this is an updated version with new illustrations and new material. This is the Director's Cut. Here's what I said about the first version when it came out, but brought up to date.

People say history was invented to stop everything happening at the same time, but in 1859, something went wrong with that. Events, world-changing ones, bobbed up all over the place. This outpouring wasn't without precedent. In 1543, Copernicus and Vesalius both published game-changing books on the solar system and anatomy, and with other authors jumping in, the 1540s were a Golden Age for science.

In all probability, the flood of new science in 1543 happened because Gutenberg's clever printing press had been around for a century, making it mature technology, (or it may have been Spanish gold from South America) but 1859 was a single year of concentrated breakthroughs, all over science and technology. (I have a suspicion that gold from Australia and California may have played a part.)

Among the scientific heavy-hitters, Louis Pasteur's swan neck flasks had killed off spontaneous generation before the year ended; Charles Darwin's book explaining evolution came out in November; and away off in Brno, Gregor Mendel was breeding his peas. John Snow's cholera map was printed; the work of Ignaz Semmelweis on stopping infection by hand-washing was complete; Joseph Lister took up his chair in surgery in Glasgow, and Florence Nightingale developed a plan for hospital statistics. In geology, Charles Lyell was making loud noises that the planet was far older than the biblical 6000 years. In physics, James Clerk Maxwell determined his distribution law of molecular velocities during the year, and Gustav Kirchhoff related black body radiation to temperature and frequency.

We ended the year with many new things: slide rules and prismatic binoculars, spectroscopes, the gas discharge tube, aluminium that cost less than gold, Bessemer steel, tree ring dating, oil wells, the internal combustion engine, the Riemann hypothesis, the Rankine cycle, mauve and magenta dyes, meteorology, the leotard, the first patent for a brassière, Tabasco sauce, Pimm's No, 1 Cup, and an amateur astronomers' guide, Celestial Objects for Common Telescopes nicely matching the first observation of solar flares.

In the northern summer, and electric arc, powered by a steam generator, was towed through the streets of Paris. Gaston Planté invented the storage battery that year, as well. In 1845, there were 900 miles of telegraph line in the US, by early 1859 there were 30,000 miles. By year's end, many more parts of the world were linked by telegraph cables that could report on Wagner's Tristan und Isolde, Offenbach's Orpheus in the Underworld, Verdi's A Masked Ball, and Gounod's Faust, which were competing with Brahms' first piano concerto, while outside, croquet, lawn tennis and football were suddenly popular. Just back on Verdi, his Aida was commissioned to celebrate the opening of the Suez Canal. which was commenced in 1859, alongside a railway line that saved travellers from Europe going around southern Africa. Everything back then had its roots in 1859.

Peter Macinnis is a science writer who often dabbles in historical matters. A one-time fraud investigator, he is always interested in the why and hows of things, which explains how and why he came up with a theory to explain the 1859 effect while wandering quietly around a family wedding, observing human interactions as people strove to find their seats, a curious model of scientific discovery. Once a few people had found and taken their seats, others had reference points to work from, to find their seats. That theory is excellent for explaining the Periodic Table of the elements, and probably also the germ theory of disease, but the new sports, for example, were probably powered by the recent expiry of the patent on lawnmowers.

Some of the other effects were probably fanned by the gold that was coming out of Australia and California, but the main thing was that the world was suddenly getting smaller, as railways, steamships and telegraph lines bound the world together. It opened the way for tourism, which hindsight will probably identify as the key element in spreading the pandemic of the 2020s.

Even now, we find emerging events that have their roots in 1859.

See a sample here. See a review here.

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3. Books reclaimed from Five Mile.

Not Your Usual Gold Stories

gold-cover (290K) gold 2021 (91K)     On the left: the original cover.            On the right, the cover of the new edition.

Seized back from Five Mile Press which made a mess of the marketing and went belly-up. They failed to answer my emails, and under my Use It or Lose It principle, they lost it. New material, new research.

Here's what I said about the first version when it came out, brought up to date.

These are the other stories about gold. All Australian children are given an account of the chase for gold in Australia that runs like this: Nobody knew there was gold in Australia, Edward Hammond Hargraves discovered gold in New South Wales in 1851, and then the rushes began. This is false history. T he first claim of a 'gold mine' was a fraud in 1788; the first real gold find was in 1824; the first working gold mine was in South Australia in 1843; a shepherd, Hugh M'Gregor regularly sold gold in Sydney in the 1840s; the first gold rush was in Victoria in 1849, but the authorities choked it off; and Hargraves never discovered gold. What Hargraves did was to provoke a gold rush that could not be stopped, by declaring that there was gold over wide area, stretching from the site of the 1824 find to where M'Gregor was collecting gold.

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Not Your Usual Bushrangers

bushrangers cover (275K) bushrangers new cover (186K)     On the left: the original cover.            On the right, the cover of the new edition.

Seized back from Five Mile Press which made a mess of the marketing and went belly-up. They failed to answer my emails, and under my Use It or Lose It policy, they lost it. New material, new research.

Here's what I said about the first version when it came out, but brought up to date.

These are some of the 2000+ bushrangers who never became famous. The first British settlers invaded Australia in 1788, and for the first 50 years, there were significant numbers of convicts. Some of them escaped into the surrounding bush, but as they had no idea how to survive, they preyed upon settlers and the other convicts. The first bushrangers, though were more-or-less honest, and the suggestion of criminality only attached itself to the word in 1805. Bush ranging went on until about 1880, and a few desperate characters played the role until later-in fact, the last bushranger died a few months after I was born.

See a sample here. See a review here. See a sample here.

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4. Book reclaimed from Walker Books.

Kokoda Track: 101 Days

kokoda-awards-cover (749K) Kokoda cover new (73K) What is it with publishers, that they let award-winners slip into outy of print? This was a bloody good book, one that caused me a lot of angst. Eve Pownall Honour Book, 2008 Children's Book Council of Australia Book of the Year Awards. Shortlisted in the NSW Premier's History Awards, 2007. My aim was to take the complex story of a complex campaign, and explain why it was important for a bunch of under-trained and poorly-supported militia to hold out crack Japanese troops who vastly outnumbered them.

The book has one clear moral: War is a risky get-rich-quick scheme, where the people who plan to get rich quickly have no plans to take any of the risks.

Kokoda is the story of luck, where the right people happened to be in the right place at the right time. They were sent to defend an entirely unimportant piece of ground, the airstrip at Kokoda, but they ended up fighting a dogged rearguard action as they moved slowly along the Kokoda Track, most of the time with inadequate support and equipment, holding off a far larger Japanese force, until reinforcements could reach them. Even after that, the Australian forces were massively outnumbered, but 101 days after the first fighting began when an Australian patrol chanced on the Japanese invasion force, the Australians walked back into Kokoda.

I have never walked the track, and at my age I probably won't, but when I was the same age as some of the militia in the 39th and 53rd battalions, I was working in New Guinea, at the Moresby end of the track. It was in peace-time, but I still remember the culture shock of landing in that environment.

It is a human tale, a story of courage and grit -- and gutless cowardice by two generals who had oozed their way into command by political means. But I have no plans to write that prosecution brief again. Suffice it to say that I talked to one of Blamey's staff (my uncle, as it happened), and I read what others had to say, and I know who I admire.

There were some good blokes on the Kokoda Track. It was originally referred to as "the Owen Stanley track", and it was only when that super-egotist MacArthur tried to grab all the credit that it became called by that clumsy Americanism "Kokoda Trail". You see, MacArthur tried to control all the press releases, and the journalists who hadn't been there took the lead that had been set by Yank PR men, cowering in a bunker in Melbourne. Not to put too fine a point on it, the Australian War Memorial toed the wrong party line when they nailed their colors to the 'Kokoda Trail' mast. The loudest proponent of that name was a clown who never went north, and who later distinguished himself by his virulent defence of Robin Askin, a well-known Liberal premier and crook who was, if anything, even more corrupt than Thomas Blamey.

See a sample here. See some reviews here.

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5. Books where I lost patience with the nervous Nellies.

I self-published these, because they said things that needed to be said.

black cockatoo (43K) masked lapwing and chick 020071 (80K) In covid times, publishers have become more nervous than a masked lapwith with young chicks, like the parent on the left. They are terrified of making a commitment, even for/with an established author who has 'chops', and awards. Added to that, a few of my titles needed to emerge from the shadows before I dropped off my perch like the black cockatoo on the right seemed to be about to do.

Having the wind in my sails, I did them myself.

In all cases, the work has been released through Amazon, with a low-priced ebook version and in most cases, a monotone (black, grey, white) print-on-demand book. As you will see in the couple of cases where I offer colour, the price is much higher.

Looking at Small Things

small things POD cover (30K) Looking at small things (hand lens to microscope) As a child, my unscientific parents bought me a toy microscope, but they could offer no suggestions about things for me to look at. This book fills that very need for the next generation, gently offering ideas and inspiration. Here, the reader will learn how to meet nature on equal terms: flatworms; mantises; leeches; spiders and their webs; springtails and sandhoppers; skulls and bones found in the bush; pollen grains; hairy leaves; plant roots; sand; rocks; rusty iron; decaying wood, lichens; mushrooms and snail shells. They will discover the detail that lies hidden in banknotes and coins; drops of water; soil; compost; crystals and more. Ant lions, earthworms; cockroaches and pillbugs may all, depending on taste, become their pets and friends.

See a sample here. See a review here.

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Playwiths

playwiths cover small (356K) This is brain food, distilled from a web site that drew over 4 million visitors in the 1990s.

This is a practical introduction to the art of curiosity across Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts and Mathematics, or STEAM to the cognoscenti. The book aims to nurture curiosity, wisdom and joy in learning. There are no po-faced lists of "facts" to be learned. The author pulls faces at all such books! No prior knowledge is required of readers, but the author's prior knowledge is clear: each and every one of the 300+ activities and explorations described here has been used by the author many times before. The image on the cover is a grand daughter operating a turbine.

See a sample here

How do you buy it?

There are three choices: There is also a free lo-res PDF release, and the details are here.

The Nature of North Head

North head cover (6K) These are my personal thoughts and footnotes, circling around a lovely place, North Head, at the entrance to Sydney Harbour. Less than 10 km from the central business district of a city of 5 million people, we have an island of wilderness with animals and plants that reflect what the area was before my mob invaded it in 1788. Here you will learn about the geology of the area, something of its history and Indigenous past, and a great deal about the life forms that live here. I look at the bacteria that make manganese stains, lichens, slime moulds, fungi, mosses, liverworts, ferns and flowering plants including orchids and some carnivorous plants. I also look at the spiders I gave met on the headland, the insects ditto (including the bird of paradise fly!), birds, frogs, reptiles and mammals.

See a sample here

How do you buy it?

There are five choices: the first four are recommended: There is a bit more information to be seen here.

Mistaken for Granite

mistaken for granite cover (299K) This is earth science for rock watchers. The rocks won't tell you (but this book does) about poets, playwrights and plagiarists; mad (maybe) and devious (certainly) scientists; altitude sickness; ringing bells in Boston; walking on and inside volcanoes; elephants in stiletto heels; golf in space; rocks in exotic locations; a tourist authority conspiracy; a quiz show that got it wrong; the art of making aqueducts; finding water in a desert; poison wells; fat strippers and oil wells; hot spots; fake fossils; pretending to be a wizard in Coimbra in Portugal (where the undergraduates wear Harry Potter cloaks); how (and why) the author smuggled a fossil; stone fortifications, monuments, bridges and buildings; rock inscriptions and art, and what they tell us; behaving oddly in art galleries; mapping the planet's surface and interior; gravity and finding exoplanets; telling the truth about cholera and lies about SARS; why climate matters and more.

See a sample here

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You Missed a Bit

You missed a bit cover medium (145K) This is Australian social history. Conservative politicians whine that standards are dropping, that children are no longer taught the important dates and names (presumably including the names of those conservative politicians). They want unquestioning and regimented learning of the names of lots of dead white males. If you push them harder to define Australian history, their version comes down to Bushrangers and Convicts (both scum); Diggers (the military ones); Explorers (brave openers of untamed wilderness); Farmers (who turned the sterile wilderness into riches at no cost); and Gold (ours by right of conquest). I call this the BCDEFG model.

If you question the politicians about these, they may be able to name five of the more than 2000 bushrangers who once flourished, their understanding of convicts is pitiful, they could not locate a single battlefield on the world map, they would be lucky to name more than four explorers worthy of note (and no, Burke and Wills don't count), they have no understanding of the harm done to country by agriculture, and their "history" of gold is codswallop. This is the Good Oil, from the author of the National Library of Australia's The Big Book of Australian History. (It's a secret, but the original version of this was my assemblage of all the Australian history I had written since 2000. That was the marble slab from which I carved BBAH. Don't tell anybody, please!)

This is how people lived, loved, ate, dressed. recreated, travelled and much more: social history writ large (and large means 773 pages, 1.4 kg on thin paper). There is no index in the dead tree version, so get the much cheaper ebook version and use the search function, OK? This is an untapped goldfield, a giant assmeblage of original sources.

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Not Your Usual Villains

villains cover (69K) Social history of an entertyaining sort. Australia was here long before the whites arrived. According to their narrative, it was founded as a penal colony, and the residents were all felons, but they and their descendants turned out to be an interesting mob, who didn't always follow all the rules in quite the way that the authorities hoped. Some of their villainy, however, was low grade, like the practical women who wore trousers, and the people who went swimming. A few of the swimmers wore decorous clothing, but "the rest of us reefed off our clothing, in our hurry sending buttons in all directions, and plunged into the pleasant water", said Miles Franklin. Another villain was Moondyne Joe, who was probably the only convict ever given a pardon for being excellent at escaping, and then there was Diver Fitzgerald, rewarded by the governor for stealing (as ordered), a ship's bell at night. We need to mention the Sabbath breakers, the convicts and debtors who "ran", and Lola Montez, described as "a very simple-mannered, well-behaved, cigar-loving young person...".

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Not Your Usual Treatments

2017treatmentscover (579K) The history of medicine is strewn with bizarre notions about what caused illness and death: the gods, witches, poisoners were all early targets. Later the doctrine of humours ruled, and from then onwards, the practice of medicine made perfect sense, if you accepted the crazy model that the medical people were working from. That was often a big ask, but this book helps you to understand where orthodox medical practitioners were coming from when they applied leeches and dosed people with millipedes, spiders, dog droppings and worse, far worse. The author has waded through most of the "Domestic Medicine" books that were published from the 1600s on, and delved into a few earlier grimoires as well. Nowhere else will you learn useful ways of repelling bores by discussing the gory details of leech culture and use, but there are far odder treatments awaiting you. Tapeworm traps, lowered down the gullet, artificial limbs and the efficient uses of mummies and hanged men's thigh bones are there as well as boiled puppies and electric shock.

A half-plucked duck placed on the belly, a hot onion on the crotch, a tobacco pipe up the rectum after drowning, a fried egg on the bite of a mad dog, monkey gland injections, drinking radium-laced water until your jaw crumbles, being x-rayed to restore your youth were all popular.

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Not Your Usual Clever Ideas

2017treatmentscover (579K) The history of invention, dedicated to those who, like Schrödinger’s other cat, think outside the box. It began as a look at crazy inventions, but over the years that I was researching it, in between writing other books, I realised that many weird inventions must have seemed like a good idea at the time.Take this list: