Welcome to the Dubobo Sewerage Recycling Movement Webpage !
Staff/Members must meet the following Qualifications
OUR AVERAGE EMPLOYEES ARE: Not too bright.
ALSO EXCEPTIONALLY QUALIFIED: Made no major blunders yet.
SHOULD BE ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drink a lot.
HAVE A FAMILY WHICH IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Spouse drinks, too.
NEEDING CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the cops.
HAVE A ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.
BE QUICK THINKING: Offers plausible excuses for mistakes.
BE A CAREFUL THINKER: Won't make a decision.
ONE WHO TAKES PRIDE IN WORK: Conceited.
AND PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT: Buys drinks for all the boys in the office at happy hour.
BE FORCEFUL: Argumentative.
BE AGGRESSIVE: Obnoxious.
USING LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS: Gets someone else to do it.
BE A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.
BE CONSCIENTIOUS: Scared of Management.
HAVING ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nit picker.
HAVING LEADERSHIP QUALITIES:Is tall or has a loud voice.
HAVE EXCEPTIONAL JUDGMENT: Lucky
HAVE A KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR: Spends all day downloading jokes .
HAVE STRONG PRINCIPLES: Stubborn.
BE CAREER MINDED: Back stabber.
AND ARE COMING ALONG WELL: About to be let go.
AND BE OF VALUE TO ORGANISATION:Gets to work on time.
HAVE A RELAXED ATTITUDE: Sleeps at desk.
BE AN EXPERIENCED PROBLEM SOLVER: Screws up often.
BE PRIVATE: Haven't slept with anyone at the office yet.
HAVE WORK AS FIRST PRIORITY: Too ugly to get a date.
BE AN INDEPENDENT WORKER: Nobody knows what he/she does all day.
MAINTAIN FORWARD THINKING: Procrastinator.
HAVE GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS: Able to BS well.
HAVE GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Spend lots of time on phone.
ABOVE ALL BE LOYAL: Can't get a job anywhere else.
To view members reactions during a recent Field Trip/Working Party click on the Member below
